"🙉😿💩"

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"There are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get alone.And dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you get your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you get? You get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit"

 

- Borracho del bar
(Team America: Policía del mundo, 2004)